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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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w is not a vowel

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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Zoom thedepthcharger:

shar-fireshar go to bed, child.

thedepthcharger:

shar-fireshar go to bed, child.

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durbikins:

when you get into a fatal car crash but you’re saved through the power of Christian nu-metal and P.O.D is playing at the intersection where you almost died and now you feel so alive
image

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Zoom 420anarchoskeleton:

shar-fireshar:

Do I win guise?

Yup.  You won!  First place, even!For a free trip to bible school!

420anarchoskeleton:

shar-fireshar:

Do I win guise?

Yup.  You won!  First place, even!

For a free trip to bible school!

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Zoom shaqtho:

420anarchoskeleton:

ironicplanecrashes:

Arby’s: New roast beef you can vape
Kay Jewelers: Changing tagline to “Every Kiss Begins With Explicit Consent”
PetSmart: For an extra $10, employees will lie and tell you that it’s a rescue dog

I wanna vape Arby’s

this is uncomfortably accurate

^

shaqtho:

420anarchoskeleton:

ironicplanecrashes:

  • Arby’s: New roast beef you can vape
  • Kay Jewelers: Changing tagline to “Every Kiss Begins With Explicit Consent”
  • PetSmart: For an extra $10, employees will lie and tell you that it’s a rescue dog

I wanna vape Arby’s

this is uncomfortably accurate

^

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I hope everyone remembers Hillary Clinton’s passionate defense of Israel’s war crimes and total silence on Ferguson when she’s running for president in two years.

39dv:

britttbrat:

whyyyyy hillarryyyyy

The individual officers were wrong. There ain’t all that much that can be done or said to change it. Make it known yes good, but you can’t stop the production of imperfect human beings.

not that much we can say or do to change it

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, GET BACK"

¯\_(シ)_/¯

you’re right it sucks but nothing’s gonna change so what’s the point right

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cumsoline:

cyrodiil-burns:

Really want an STI

Call the local pump. It shouldn’t cost you more than like $200.

kek

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I hope everyone remembers Hillary Clinton’s passionate defense of Israel’s war crimes and total silence on Ferguson when she’s running for president in two years.
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storys:

Have you ever felt a potential love for someone ? Like , you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t , but you know you could . You know that you could easily fall in love with them .

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onlylolgifs:

Guy on Scooter Races His Macaw Parrot

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Zoom freexcitizen:

rtamerica:

Islamic State terrorists could have already crossed US border - Rick Perry
Texas Gov. Rick Perry sounded the alarm on Thursday over the “very real possibility” that terrorists associated with the Islamic State and other extremist groups have already snuck into the United States via its border with Mexico.
In a speech to the Heritage Foundation in Washington, DC, the former presidential candidate – and potential 2016 contender – said that quick action needs to be taken in order to prevent terrorists from entering the US. Since border security is already lax, he argued, “individuals from ISIS or other terrorist states” could already be within the country’s borders.
Perry acknowledged that there is “no clear evidence” that terrorists are in the US, but continued to stress the issue.

Then shut up

lol shiteven though we’re a huge target this post made me feel betteralso i laughed

freexcitizen:

rtamerica:

Islamic State terrorists could have already crossed US border - Rick Perry

Texas Gov. Rick Perry sounded the alarm on Thursday over the “very real possibility” that terrorists associated with the Islamic State and other extremist groups have already snuck into the United States via its border with Mexico.

In a speech to the Heritage Foundation in Washington, DC, the former presidential candidate – and potential 2016 contender – said that quick action needs to be taken in order to prevent terrorists from entering the US. Since border security is already lax, he argued, “individuals from ISIS or other terrorist states” could already be within the country’s borders.

Perry acknowledged that there is “no clear evidence” that terrorists are in the US, but continued to stress the issue.

Then shut up

lol shit
even though we’re a huge target this post made me feel better
also i laughed

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Zoom pandapears:

I’m really proud of this.

pandapears:

I’m really proud of this.

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