iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
when you get into a fatal car crash but you’re saved through the power of Christian nu-metal and P.O.D is playing at the intersection where you almost died and now you feel so alive
Do I win guise?
Yup. You won! First place, even!
For a free trip to bible school!
- Arby’s: New roast beef you can vape
- Kay Jewelers: Changing tagline to “Every Kiss Begins With Explicit Consent”
- PetSmart: For an extra $10, employees will lie and tell you that it’s a rescue dog
I wanna vape Arby’s
this is uncomfortably accurate
The individual officers were wrong. There ain’t all that much that can be done or said to change it. Make it known yes good, but you can’t stop the production of imperfect human beings.
not that much we can say or do to change it
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, GET BACK"
you’re right it sucks but nothing’s gonna change so what’s the point right
Really want an STI
Call the local pump. It shouldn’t cost you more than like $200.
Have you ever felt a potential love for someone ? Like , you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t , but you know you could . You know that you could easily fall in love with them .
Texas Gov. Rick Perry sounded the alarm on Thursday over the “very real possibility” that terrorists associated with the Islamic State and other extremist groups have already snuck into the United States via its border with Mexico.
In a speech to the Heritage Foundation in Washington, DC, the former presidential candidate – and potential 2016 contender – said that quick action needs to be taken in order to prevent terrorists from entering the US. Since border security is already lax, he argued, “individuals from ISIS or other terrorist states” could already be within the country’s borders.
Perry acknowledged that there is “no clear evidence” that terrorists are in the US, but continued to stress the issue.
Then shut up
even though we’re a huge target this post made me feel better
also i laughed